They call their mansion not a house but a tomb...

So...Hey!


It is Saturday afternoon and I haven't written on here for a few days...Oh so many things have happened since...( not really but that makes things seem more exciting in some small way). Right?? Hmmm right.


So..Friday afternoon...I ran into the gas station to get Buca Baby some milk, I put the milk on the counter and the woman, says in a very drab, monotone voice.. "want any bread or bacon with that..."? I just kinda froze for a quick second and computed what she had just asked me..and I looked at her with a look of wonder on my face and said, "Bacon"?? Like...why in the heck are you asking me if I want some bacon?? Do I just look so large and mammath that I looked like I needed some bacon??!! Anyways, in answer to my confused "bacon?????" question she just looked at me like "DUH" and said..."Yes...do you want any"??? I laughed at her...paid for the milk and left.. I still don't understand that whole thing ! It is as if I was shopping around, went and bought a bottled water and an orange and someone saying..."Would you like some ducttape with that"?? RANDOMMMM!





Lastnight we went to eat with some friends...it was lovely jubbly! It always is when we go out with them...and let's not forget to mention the food...always perfect! I love my little Ricanatis indeed...thank Jesus for Italians, and their beautiful ability to create such wonders on a plate or in a bowl...FOR YUMMYYY!!





Today D had a football game, but bad mommy didn't go, its too blazing hot outside and poor Buca baby bakes and ends up looking like a sun-dried tomatoe...poor fella. I will go to one of his games though, I promise...seriously..I want to take pictures of him in action..


So instead of going to D's game...B went to a friends house, Daddy figure was at D's game with him so that left me with C and buca baby..so we went to Starbucks and got some sweet stuff (too much infact) and we sat and talked...walked around a little..buca baby got scared of the Halloween costumes...so we left .





I forgot to mention that lastnight before we went out to eat...I went and signed up back at the same kind of gym I used to go to in California..Whoa! I am quite pleased about that...it makes me feel better to know that I'll be getting some sort of excercise..sheesh!! Ok, those models and actresses you read about..when asked..."Ohh how did you lose all your baby weight..."?? and their response is always..."Nothing really, just chasing a toddler around did it for me.." OK BULLCACA!! Sorry...I have chased around 5 toddlers and there is nothing on my body that resembles any of the bodies they are rockin... I am sure if they were honest, and had the time to list the real ways they lost weight...it would put a lot of women at ease...It would go something like this.."Oh how did you lose the baby weight"..now...the truth..."Well, it was hell, but thankfully I have my own personal trainer, chef, nutrionist, guru, stash of cocaine, stock in Trim Spa and..last but not least..when I have exhausted all of those methods listed above...I am thankful I have the money to let the surgeons go in and nip, tuck, cut, pull and peel anything that makes me look ummm...NORMAL???? Ahhh yes..and I have to give kudos to my traveling photoshop crew who travels with me everywhere I go always ready to fix any picture that is taken of me"


Ok...that is the response I would really like to hear...I think in some small way it would help the mommys like us who dont like the boog shug, who havent got the money for all the nip tucks, and eat more than an alfalfa sprout for dinner...





Hmmm...I believe I am dont with that rant...so...where was I....so yeah...I joined the gym.





Oh to feel this free....

In the words of the redneck's "Git er Dun" buca baby!!

And now...I bid thee farewell :)

-Ciao